sea gull worshiper
an offensive term for a mormon.
your typical female sea gull worshiper never touches a tampax in her life, being pregnant and/or nursing perpetually from p-b-rty to menopause,
Read Also:
- Sean Maitland
the top try scoring winger in the 2011 rugby super 15, but he was not considered good enough to play for the all blacks. possibly because he is h-m-s-xual. i have been going so hard at work and the boss never says ‘thanks,’ its like i am that pariah, sean maitland.
- Comfily
(adjective) a description of something done in a comfortable manner. not to be confused with comfy. i studied comfily in my snuggie.
- Pulled an Apple
suing someone, because you claim you invented it or it resembles an idea or concept you had. meanwhile it’s been around long before you came up with the idea. this can even be the simplest of ideas. shaun: you hear about steve? john: no, what happened? shaun: he claims that bill stole his idea of […]
- Panama Style Blowjob
a bl-wj-b in which the giver reaches down between the receivers legs and eases the seat back. receiver: “hey baby, i want a panama style bl-wj-b.” giver: reaches down between his legs and eases the seat back.
- panty hat
made of shiny, black, stretchy nylon, this is a hat worn by thugs, w-ngsters and other types of douchebags. not a true hat, the panty hat is actually made from the discarded crotch sections from rosie o’donnell’s soiled unmentionables. though it has no known purpose, the panty hat is often worn so that others may […]