sea turdle


the result of taking a cr-p in the ocean, aka code brown when executed in a pool.
ryan: sarah and i were doing a deep dive and she dropped a deuce at about 45 feet right in her wet suit.

jill: i had heard about the sea t-rdle, though never known someone to actually see one hatched in person.

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