Sew-On
someone who won a sewing contest… a sew won…sewon ;p
bill: i wonder who will be this year’s sewing contest sewon!
bob: probably the same sewon that it has been every year.
an insult for some guy who was poor enough to be born with no d-ck so has to use a rubber d-ld- as a c-ck and sew it on.
an insult for someone who has no d-ck
john: “hey robert, how you doing?”
robert: “shut up sew-on”
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