Sea Weasel


a person who performs oral s-x on a man while that man defecates and while both are underwater, specifically in a pool; someone performing an aquatic blumpkin.
how was your night kid?
it was sick, got a great blumpkin from jess in matt’s pool
bro, she’s such a sea weasel

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