seacresting
1. building unnecessary suspense to a story by using a vague build-up phrase or leaving out important details until asked about them.
2. to make someone think one thing happened to you, when really something else happened and then you break the news once they are fully on the wrong path.
“so i slipped and fell last night!”
“are you hurt?!?!”
“naw, her p-ssy broke my d-ck’s fall”
“don’t be seacresting me, bro! tell me more!”
or
“so i met this hot chick last night. i bought her a drink and she was totally into me. after an hour she asked if i wanted to go back to her place, so we left…..”
“so how was she?”
“how should i know, she p-ssed out after puking in the parking lot.”
“man, you gotta stop seacresting me.”
on a compet-tion reality show, going to break at a critical moment, so named because ryan seacrest does it so well and so often on the grandaddy of all reality shows, american idol.
i swear to god, look at how the biggest loser is obviously seacresting this weigh-in!
the act of eliminating people, like ryan seacrest does on american idol. like if you got a girl that’s acting up, or fake friends. yo -ss better start seacresting!
guy: man, my friend was supposed to pick me up, but he aint nowhere in sight. then my girl just cheated on me. i don’t know what to do.
oliver: fool, you betta start seacresting them hoes.
the act of eliminating people, like ryan seacrest does on american idol. like if you got a girl that’s acting up, or fake friends. yo -ss better start seacresting!
guy: man, my friend was supposed to pick me up, but he aint nowhere in sight. then my girl just cheated on me. i don’t know what to do.
oliver: fool, you betta start seacresting them hoes.
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