Seadonk


a right ugly b-tch.
your girl is a seadonk.
an overly obese female in her 20’s, usually seen working at temp jobs for telemarketing companies, smoking kool 100’s, b-mping static-y rap music from their radios, and hanging out with large groups of african-american males.
me, jermain, leroy, jaquain, malik, rodney, lawrence, terrell, and kobe just ran the train on a seadonk.

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