Seafoam


probably the greatest color known to man.
suchin’s favorite color is seafoam.
sea foam the drool of the giver of a bj. responsible for the myths relating seamen and sperm to rabies.
“don’t let her in the house, she’ll get sea foam all over the carpet!”
the white foam produced from s-m-n when your partner continues a handjob after -j-c-l-t–n.
mother (on phone): may i speak with jennifer?
ralph (to jennifer): it’s your mom.
jennifer: tell her to hold on. i have to wash all this seafoam off of my hands.

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