Seafood chowder
while recieving oral s-x from your partner, you pull out of their mouth as you are about to squirt, and with one of your hands, reach behind you and dump a can of tuna fish on their face while you -j-c-l-t- on it at the same time.
i made a fresh batch of seafood chowder on that hooker’s face last night!
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