seafood diet
a person who does the complete opposite of diet.
hey john! starting tomorrow, i’ll take your advice to go on a seafood diet. every food i will “see”, i will eat.
a type of diet that most fat people adhere to “the see food diet”. when they see food they eat it!
this can be very misleading as it sound like quite a healthy low fat diet until you realize that sea doesn’t mean sea (water) but seeing.
gay fat john: i’m going on the sea food diet dave!
gay dave: oh john baby i can’t wait ’til you lose weight.
gay fat john: oh dave you silly sausage, i don’t mean sea food i mean if i see some food i’m going to eat it! it’s similar to the see c-ck diet, but i don’t mean c-ck (male chicken) i mean the other type of c-ck because i’m a gay boy.
gay dave: ok john but i wish you’d lose some weight i’m sick of sucking you off, your sweat smells like a mixture between cheese and lard.
gay fat john: that’s because i don’t actually have blood anymore it’s just a mixture of loads of different fats, cocoa fat, lard, bacon fat, vegetable oil, b-tter and cheese fat. it’s the fat gay blokes way because all these fats and oils makes a good lube for gay b-tt s-x.
gay dave: oh i suppose you’re right, you’re always lubed up quite well, that must be why. you must save $$$’s on ky jelly. well done!
gay fat john: shut up and bang my b-m hole!
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