seaford, VA


this is the most redneck town in va.
all boys talk about on the bus is what wheels they put on their 4 wheelers and the girls either don’t have any fashion sense at all and just wear stinky t shirts and jeans or they’re wiggers or they don’t bathe and always smell really bad.
being a prep at heart and not being able to go all the way with in this town is very heartbreaking. for example if i wore a pair of capris with whales embroidered on them, every kid in my school would make fun of me.
it is so sad.
these people are also very mean.
they can’t try to be sophisticated at all. again, i cry to myself. i swear, i am living in the wrong place. i should be living in williamsburg, va, which is the best town in the country, not to mention the world!!

but yes seaford is a place where people always talk about going to the huge baptist church, even when they’re not baptist, just so they can hear the latest gossip.
it is also a place where there are the popular cheerleaders and losers, goths, exc., but it is not sophisticated enough to have real preps (which is so sad!)

it is also a place where people hang out at the seaford country market, which is owned by a fat, arrogant man who has a fat arrogant son who rides my bus and always pushes me out of his way when i’m in his flipping (excuse my french) way!
boy 1: are goin’ to the cu’ntry market tonight?

girl 1: yeah, baby. i’ll be there. are ya gonna bring yo fo’ wheela?!

boy 1: yeah, and we’ll go ridin’ through seafo’d on it.

girl 1: ohhhhhhhhhhhh yeah!

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