seagull

a seagull is a male or female that hovers and hollers(cakaws) at someone they find attractive, many times displaying the “mine” syndrome towards anyone they perceive as a threat to stealing their bread (said attractive person)
“d-mn ma, you fine. lemme get them digits.”

“no thank you”

“come on girl, holla at yo boy”

“not interested”

“why you gotta be like that, i just wanna get to know you”

girl checks phone

“oh, who’s that? your man”

“quit being a seagull”
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a relatively new fad among british school boys, whereby they m-st-rb-t- furiously during recess, collect the j-zz in their palms, find a younger unsuspecting boy and slap his face while shouting “seagull!”
can you believe he got the seagull yesterday during recess?
a manager who flies in out of the blue making a lot of noise then cr-ps all over everything and flies off again.
a seagull manager is an absent / occasional manager who wants to be seen to be doing something useful but realy has no contribution. to make up for this they turn up from time to time and flap around making sure they tell eveyone what a wonderful job they’re doing while at the same time dengrating or undermining the real work being done by their happless underlings.
an annoying bird that likes to hang around water and makes annoying squawking sounds. it is imperative that you stay away from these gross “flying rats” because there is a high change that they will steal your food or sh-t on your head. not a nasty s-xual act, just a gross bird.
person 1: a seagull!!!
person 2: aaaahhhh -runs away- don’t sh-t on my head!
also can be knwn as seagulling.

where you c-m on your hand and throw it at someone.
i seagulled him right on the back of the head
a friend, lover, co-worker who finds no shame in swooping in and gobbling up your discarded food. they don’t care who’s around and who sees them do it, waste not want not is their motto. they don’t share there food, they only eat yours.
i feel bad, i can’t finish this huge sandwich.
don’t worry, matt will be here soon and he’s a total seagull !!!
when a girl is spread out face down while 4 guys tag team the f-ck out of her with one in the p-ssy and one getting head while the two guys on the sides both get handjobs as shes fully suspended. she’ll flock around taking it all from all angles with her wings out like a seagull.
last night i was getting head from your broad… when my 3 buddies came out of the closet and all got in on the action and we seagulled her.
excessive annoying nagging from your girlfriend; the behavior exibited when a woman, in most cases your girlfriend, gets upset with you and screeches at you non-stop for the duraton of her fit, or more than 5 minutes; the tone of voice a woman has when she is nagging at a man.
man, i’ll call you back im getting seagulls on the other line.

dude, i got seagulls up the -ss last night for not calling my girlfriend back.