Seahawks Fan

definitions:

1-someone who believes that nfc championships are just as valuable as superbowl wins.
2-someone who explains losses by claiming that their team has to play the refs in addition to the opposing team.
3-someone from kent who when given the team color choices of blue, white, and neon green, chooses to wear the neon green…also, likely overweight.
4-someone who wants the ball and is going to score.
5-someone who believes that the reason the seahawks weren’t good in 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2011 is because matt h-sselbeck got hurt.
6-someone who listens to, respects, and believes softy mahler is logical.
7-someone who doesn’t care about statistics.
8-someone who gets more excited about false starts than touchdowns.
9-someone who loses.
10-someone who doesn’t think there’s any reason why the seahawks don’t go 14-2 this season.
11-someone who has a selective memory that spans the years 2003-2007.
12-someone who thinks they came up with the term “12th man” despite texas a&m coining the term 55 years before seattle had a football team.
13-someone who calls shaun alexander a b-m while wearing a #37 jersey.
14-someone who refers to their players strictly by their first names.

ex)matthew, lofa, julius…
seahawk fan-“we would have gone 14 and 2 if only matthew didn’t get injured.”

good fan-“arg, you’re a real seahawks fan aren’t you?”
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seahawk fan-“we would’ve won if it was 11 on 11… since they had the refs, it was 12 on 11.”

good fan-“that seahawk fan won’t stop complaining about superbowl xl.”
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seahawk fan-“yeah! false start! seahawk fans strike again!”

other seahawk fan-“we are totally the 12th man!”
a. a mythical person who only exists in 2005 and 2014.

b. a person who doesn’t know anything about the history of the game but talks the most sh-t during football conversation.

c. some one who proudly refers to themselves as the 12th man, and has no idea they pay for the rights to use it.

d. a casual football watcher who spends more time yelling about referees than learning the rules.

f. a hypocrite that complains about the refs unless it was in their favor, then it’s part of the game.
“these refs are so bad they’re costing the seahawks the game”

“where the h-ll did all these seahawks fans come from”

“i’m a die hard seahawks fan, go hawks! who is steve largent?”