seahorsing
injecting large amounts of tadpoles up a mans -ss until they explode out of his -n-s. very similar to the way a male seahorse gives birth to its young.
“i asked him if he wanted to try seahorsing and he looked at me like i was some kind of freak!”
when a guy/girl is bent over their phone, while in stature that resembles the appearance of a sea horse (and usually on social media).
that guy has been seahorsing on his phone for an hour.
that girl looks like a seahorse when she surfs facebook on her phone.
you seahorsed a lot last night while you were drunk.
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