Seal and Peal


1. the act of -j-c-l-t-ng a small bead of j-zz between your partners or friends face and pillow as they sleep. when awakened the pillow will slightly adhear to their face, forcing them to peal it off.

2. a way to teach a b-tch a lesson while making her think its just her own drool.
jenny fell asleep early so i laid down a seal and peal.

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