Seal Cannon
you take your b-lls and lay them gently in her mouth. you then lay your p-n-s up her face towards her forehead. she then makes noises such as a seal would make, which causes you to -j-c-l-t-.
robert: hey adam i heard you had a great experience with that seal cannon yesterday. how did that go?
adam: oh robert, it was amazing! i came like a cannon shooting off.
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