Seal clap
~noun: when a fat woman claps her two granny arms together, primarily at a beach or other oceanic themed location. seal clapping is often accompanied by the “arr” type sound of a seal.
~verb: ‘doing the seal’ is a rising dance craze where you put your hands behind your head and clap your arms together repeatedly. this can also be accompanied by the seal noise to enhance female magnetism.
~noun: “dude, she so fat, look at that seal!”
~verb: “come on, let’s do the seal clap”
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