seal slap


while having a threesome (2 hos and 1 man), you j-z in your hands, then with a ho on each side, you take your hands and slap their t-tties in a seal like motion screaming seal sounds.
yo, last night i seal slapped dem hos.
taking both your arms and slapping someone’s shoulder with both of your hands, making the sound of a seal while doing so.
“dude, come here!”
“what?”
“seal slap!”
“….wtf is wrong with you?”

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