Seamoose


a magical creature invented by ty, seamus, and inspired by mr. leslie. seamooses are moose with a fish’s tail and magical flying powers.
“seamoose, oh seamoose- the moose that lives in the sea”
a person who can’t decide whether they prefer hollister(seagulls) or abercrombie(moose).
emily straley is such a seamoose!
1.corward
2.dead beat
3.common folk
5.unemployed
6.no l’s
i am seamoose i am a dead beat

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