seamripper
slang for an extremely large p-n-s, especially when referring to -n-l s-x.
you don’t have to worry about losing your -ss virginity to me. i’m not rocking a seamripper or anything.
the act of kicking a males genitalia barefoot with your toes curved upward to really drive your toenails into the seam of his scr-t-m.
buddy 1: “man…my girlfriend caught me in bed with her best friend.”
buddy 2: “she couldn’t have taken that well.”
buddy 1: “no sh-t…she was so p-ssed she kicked off her sandals and gave me the ol’ seam ripper. i think i may need st-tches, brah…”
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