seamster


a s-xual act in which the “male” party is so h-rny, he must rip the pants of the “female” party at the seams and insert his masculinity.
“holy sh-t! did john just give mary a seamster?” “uh…yeah.”
a person wearing clothing such as hollister, or any other type of ‘prep’ influenced style of clothing.
“look at that seamster wearing hollister! what a f-g.”

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