Seasoning


the act of pulling loose p-b-s from your genital/taint area and sprinkling them ever so gently on a sleeping parties face as if sprinkling garnish on a completed dish.
kati wouldn’t stop rolling around in bed, so the next night i gave her a seasoning of epic porportions.
to watch an entire television season in one sitting.
we spent yesterday seasoning the walking dead.
to watch an entire television season in one sitting.
we spent yesterday seasoning the walking dead.
the act of throwing a pepper in a girl’s face to make her sneeze at the same time she climaxes; since sneezing is an 8th of an -rg-sm, she will have 9/8 of one if done correctly.
aaron: how did it go last night?

dan: there was seasoning involved, but i think she was into it.

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