seat logic

the practice of reversing conventional toilet seat etiquette for the benefit of the greater good.

there comes a time in a social function that it makes more sense to leave the toilet seat in the “up” position as a default to avoid being p-ssed on inadvertently. the “up” position also maximises gravitational clearance of any residual spray that will occur as the function enters the latter stages.
“wow”! “you should see the state of the toilet, time to implement seat logic”.

“make sure to put the seat back up after you go, and i’d take a towel for this one”!

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