Seattle Hot Pocket


a demented form of the “hot carl” or “cleveland steamer,” usually used in an act of revenge.

a seattle hot pocket is completed in a numer of steps. first, one takes someone’s pillow, usually a room mate. the pillow and the pillowcase are seperated, and the latter of the two receives a large amount of feces, usually in the form of diarhea, hence the t-tle “seattle,” in reference to seattle’s wet climate. the pillow and pillowcase are joined together, and are returned to their original place.
yeah, he’s a such a jerk. i’m gunna give him a seattle hot pocket.

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