seattle lightning bolt


when you dump a gallon of water on your girls v-g-n-, then proceed to slap her viciously with your d-ck. and then sh-t on her v-g-n- and shove in quickly
dad: “son, i want you to know you were born during the seattle lightning bolt”

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