Seattle Mariners
best team in mlb
mariners beat the a’s again, what else is new?
my favorite team in the mlb. yet they are by far the stupidest. they have had the greats of baseball. randy johnson, ken griffey jr., alex rodriguez, alvin davis, john olerud, bret boone, harold reynolds, jim presley, mike blowers, dan wilson, edgar martinez, carlos guillen, jay buhner, julio cruz, mark langston, g-yl-rd perry, jamie moyer, floyd bannister, kaz sazaki, bill caudill, mike schooler, and edwin nunez. all of these players were all greats of their time, but could never put together a championship run. this ’08 season was supposed to be great with a possible run at a championship but at the all star break, the mariners are 21 games below .500. great team to root for if you are from the northwest, because there are no other teams around. but if you are from anywhere else in the us, you want nothing to do with the mariners.
1-who’s your favorite team?
2-probably the seattle mariners.
3-the mariners? wow, you must be from the nw.
1-oh ya i know. i need a new team.
2-didn’t the mariners just release richie s-xson and are talking about trading ichiro?
1-i have no comment to that.
3-of course you don’t.
refer to definition of disappointment… go yankees
go see a seattle mariners game for a disappointment
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