Seattle Sleeper
when a males -j-c-l-t-s on their partner’s face while they are asleep.
my girl wouldn’t give it up last night so i j-zzed on her face when she was asleep. man alive, she hates a seattle sleeper.
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng onto/into your partners pilliowcase. then when your partner wakes up the next morning your invisible ink has dried, leaving a white film on the pillowcase.
the reason its the “seattle” sleeper is because the city always gets a light dusting of snow that you can only really see in the morning.
i woke up and my partner had left a seattle sleeper on my pillow, it took a little more effort than usual to pull my face away.
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