Seattle Sock Monkey


the act of defecating into a sock monkey and throwing it at a victim while screaming ” your are my monkey, b-tch!” and followed by monkey noises.
brad made me angry, so i grabbed my sock monkey, filled it with a deuce, and threw it at him. i schooled brad in getting a seattle sock monkey.

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