Seattle Wakeup Call
when you buy a latte, blow a load in it and bring it over to your girlfriends house in the morning. she drinks it down and thinks you’re a f-cking prince.
yo homie, ya see dat cashier?
yea?
i gave her a seattle wakeup call last summer.
owwwww!!!!
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