sebastian qwimby
while stark naked adorn a top hat and monocle, produce a profound erection, military high step toward your partner, slap them in the face with your meat torpedo and thus saying “indubitably” to disengage the s-xual maneuver. it would be a most gentlemanly.
byron “by jove alexander! i believe when i had excited the tobacconist…..i seen lord ferguson giving mary shaw the ole “sebastian qwimby”!!
alexander: “right….indeed yes. jolly good show. chaps probably givin her the old trisket in the biscuit!
byron “indeed alexander….truly was i moved….to half chub”
Read Also:
- acklebackle
why are you sh-tadadadddaadad f-ck guy pen is ajdj acklebackle
- delirious clan
a gaming organization which has interests in gaming entertainment and esports. it was officially created in 2013 on grand theft auto v and by the end of 2015 it branched into call of duty and made it’s own youtube channel. today they are growing quickly with over 1.5k subscribers and 30k views. did you see […]
- weeping wank
w-nking someone off till they cry, or w-nking yourself till you cry jeff felt so emotional that he had himself a weeping w-nk
- break-up jockey
a guy who breaks up with his girlfriend in public in a cold and cruel manner. he’s sucha’ d-mn break-up jockey for dumping sarah like that! a guy who breaks up with his girlfriend in public in a cold and cruel manner. later he will date someone who is close to her. he’s sucha’ d-mn […]
- spread the lettuce
when a girl opens her lips wide downtown to give you a show of those beef curtains. “bro she sent that snap…straight spread the lettuce”