SEC
a term that is short for the word “second,” and when spoken among friends can become the most flexible increment of time known to man. commonly used by those who wait until the last minute to get ready to leave somewhere.
dave: (knocks) come on, let’s go.
todd: give me a sec.
dave: alright, pack your sh-t up.
5 minutes later…
dave: what are you doing in there?
todd: yeah, yeah, i need a sec.
dave: hurry the f-ck up, d-mn it!
southeastern conference. the most dominating conference in college football.
pac-10 fan: “what is a fullback?”
big ten fan: “they only play real football in the sec.”
(finance) securities exchange commission; agency of the us government responsible for regulating the issuance and trading of stocks.
when a company wants to raise more money by issuing stock, it has to file with the sec.
verb, based upon the southeastern conference in the ncaa; 1. to dominate and screw over via past success and present/future speculative success, regardless of perceived fairness or truth; 2. to simply defeat in a large fashion
boss: i’m hiring bill for the new position at headquarters.
employee: what the h-ll?? the last time he did anything good was over three years ago. i just got seced out of this s—…
word used to define any amount of time it may take you to return to the phone or reach a destination; a word often used to deter another phone call when on the way to a party or other social gathering; another way to say “hang on”.
“i will be there in a sec,” he told his friend as he was 20 minutes away from the party.
“he told me he would be here in a sec, but its been nearly two hours!!”
an abbreviated expression for second to stall for time or ask for a moment of someone’s time.
“hold on a sec”
“give me a sec”
“one sec”
“wait a sec”
“this’ll just take a sec”
“hey you gotta sec?”
“not right this sec”
“can i talk to you for a sec?”
software engineering crew
the most well-known and respected crew in existance. main headquarters in r.h. with branches in waterloo and vancouver.
requires sponsorship and devouring limp biscuit, -n-l creampie, and/or b-tt nugget.
we’re in s.e.c. 4 life!
mason wishes he was in s.e.c.
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