secateurs
secateurs are mini garden shears used to cut back plants from soft plants to hardwood material. usually consist of having the top blade sharp and the other blunt: depending on the make. they also require the effort of making a fist for it to close.
secateurs don’t need to be sharpened but they may need to be filed if the blade gets stiff.
they also have a habit of getting blunt. making cuttings a harder job.
mate 1:
” hey man i need to borrow one of your secateurs?”
mate 2:
“yea there in the shed by the table next to the gloves.”
mate 1:
“no, i mean do you have any good secateurs. one’s that actually cut the plants.”
mate 2
*triggered*
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