sechs


a euphanism for s-x. it is intended to be comical.
“tell her that you’ve been dying to get in her pants and that you will pay her for hot sechs.”
german for ‘six’
es war’n sechs meter neunzig
an iconic alcoholic beverage originating in ohio that comes in six packs, is 6% alcohol, and is german for the word “six.”
guy: i want to buy some sech’s.

other guy: there’s a few girls i could hit up if they get drunk enough..

guy: or we could buy them sech’s first.

other guy: (other guy is confused. it hurts itself in its confusion).
someone who is arrogant, naive, and obnoxious, though not selfish.

an expression used to state/confirm that said action/idea/phrase was stupid and pointless, yet at times necessary.

also another word for someone who is ridiculously annoying and talks extremely loud- simply because they see normal conversations as opportunities to let everyone know how smart they are and thus will force vast amounts of unnecessary information and uninteresting personal experiences onto you- and thus they will have turned a simple convo into a pointless argument.
“what’d you do yesterday”
“i went to the..(errands noones gives a sh-t about)”
“sech”

“my professor said i have to rewrite my paper on feminism or i’ll fail the cl-ss”
“d-mn she sech’d you hard”
“word”

“whats up”
“sechin you”
“sechin, wyd tonight?”
“idk maybe going out.”
“ight lemme know dont sech a n-gg-”

“im hungover, do you have an advil?”
“no, advil is bad for you, trust me, my brothers a nurse and ..(blah blah blah)”
scene kid term for ‘s-x’. also can be used in conjuction with the word ‘teh’ (never ‘the’) as a term of endearment.
used as other word for s-x:

“let’s go home and make b-ttsechs!”

used as a term of endearment:

“that band is teh sechs!”
sechs is word used in the gaming word to describe things such as other bad players getting raped also used at the end of words like
headshot sechss
granade sechss
or simply u get that sechs
a word created and used frequently by the mastermind, elitespartan. its maening in the gaming world is a tag used by any type of statutory rape, molestation, or sodomization either by elitespartan, dboss, or drewalloveryou(r.i.p.).
(1)quitetheandrew: (braces distorting his real voice) im gonna rape you all with my chaaaaaaf sticky
elitespartan: kiiiid, please.
-headshots quitethenoob-
elitespartan: headshot sechs
(2)leadgangsta: ummmm look at this nappy n-gg-r dbosss hahahahaahahah nappy n-gg-r. lets see ur schedule, monday, comb that nappy mop of yours, tuesday, goto the doctor of yours for that nappy mop, wedneday, have nappy little niglets, thurs….(gets stickied by dboss)

elitespartan: sticky sechs.

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