second aid kit


like a first aid kit, but instead contains a pack of marlboro reds, condoms, tylenol, eye drops, plan b and, if you stick it in yourself, cocaine. can sometimes be purchased at wallgreens.
d-mn bro, she sounds awful. glad you had second aid kit.

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