‘second beer pool master’ theory
second beer pool master is the phenomenon observed at a pool table after the subject has consumed a select quant-ty of a brewed alcoholic beverage.
extensive studies have shown that although consumption of a second brewed beverage within a short time period has the ability to improve pool skills, a third appears to initiate the numbing process of the the brain dedicated towards being a pool master.
the skill level of a pool player can be determined by the following process:
where(player.environment = “pool table”) {
set skilllevel.value to 1 ///out of 10
beersconsumed = 0
foreach(beer as consumed) {
beersconsumednow = beersconsumed + 1
}
if(beersconsumednow < 1) {
set skilllevel.value to 2
}
elsif(beersconsumednow = 2) {
set skilllevel.value to 9.5
set player.label to 'legend'
set hotgirls.affinity to 182%
}
elsif(beersconsumednow >2) {
foreach(countof(beersconsumednow)) {
set skilllevel.value to (history.skilllevel – (beersconsumednow/10))
}
}
}
darren: how did you pull that move off? it was incredibe!
scott: i am a believer of the ‘second beer pool master’ theory.
have you found your lord and savior “beer, the second”
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