Second-hand Cock
the recipient of second-hand c-ck receives a kiss from a person who has just given a bl-w j-b.
situational: your girlfriend is going down on you and her dad comes home. she goes and gives him a kiss and thus he is the recipient of second-hand c-ck.
usage: my girlfriend gave her dad some second hand c-ck when he got home.
the inadvertent contact of male genitalia by another male by way of a third party.
dennis: “dude, i just made out with that hot blonde in the pink halter top over there. it was so intense!
gabe: “seriously? man, i got a bl-w j-b from her just twenty minutes ago. haha, you just got some secondhand c-ck!”
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