Second mortgage


another way of saying “too expensive” or “i cant afford it”. more commonly used amongst friends who like to blow their money on random sh-t.
pompous friend – guys, lets go to the ballet after an entire day of go karting.

working cl-ss person – im sorry dude, im going to have to take out a second mortgage to go, so i will p-ss.

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