secret admirer
a stalker with stationary.
dude: hey man, what’s got you down?
man: dude, my secret admirer sent me a love letter and a picture of my name carved into her arm.
a stalker with an attourney.
“dude, my secret admirer has been following me around all day.”
taking a dump in a public restroom and not flushing it. you never know who will admire your work of art afterward.
i left a secret admirer at church today.
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