Secret Boog
when a weird person doesn’t mind the fact that he/she picks their nose in front of everyone, but they only expect a small dry booger to come out. this is untrue, when in fact there is a long slimy booger attached to that dry one that just seems to never end and keeps on coming out until the person does a quick flinging motion that hits anyone within a 10 foot radius.
“we were sitting by the water cooler and tod had a secret boog…landed right in my water. never again..”
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