secret fart room
abbreviated sfr
any discreet, private area inside the home that a dude sneaks off to when he has guests over/he’s wicked g-ssy/and he needs to break wind really bad
typical sfr locations include the garage, furnace room, and the guest bedroom
whenever my wife invites her family over, i spend most of my time in my secret fart room, because frankly i prefer the company of my stinky farts than i do, my in-laws
and, no, i’m not kidding…
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