Secret Lemonade Drinker


a person who on the outside appears normal and acts normal. but in secret is a cl-ss a (heroin / crack / meth etc) drug addict. the phrase comes from the r. whites lemonade television advertisment song of the 1970s / 80s as seen on british television. in the advert a man is seen creeping downstairs at night in his pyjamas to drink lemonade from the fridge. surprisingly there are quite a lot of secret lemonade drinkers who are pillars of the community and occupy respectable professions – doctors, solicitors, judges, police inspectors etc.
yeah, did you hear about whats-his-name, apparently he is a “secret lemonade drinker”! you wouldnt believe it of a vicar would you?
a h-m-s-xual, who has yet to fully exit the closet, but every now and then has a little bit of a mince.
rod – i swear andrew keeps checking my c-ck out in the toilet!

mick – funny i thought the same thing! i think he’s a bit of a secret lemonade drinker.

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