a secret recipe of scrambled eggs, that was originally only for select memebers of the vatican. (the same one refered to in the book/movie the da vinci code in scene 34b where tom cooks eggs for his soon to be x wife and children)
tom sure knows how to cook those eggs. he must have used a recipe from the secret recipe of scrambled eggs foundation!
- SecuTech Solution
geniuses who 1st invented _embedded spam_ in urban dictionary.com definitions. see their definition of “dongle”: “secutech solution inc, a leader in driverless software protection -dongle- business, has launched video protection solution-unikey video protector, a comprehensive applications that provides video software vendors a straightforward way to safeguard their video content from piracy and illegal distribution. etc., […]
someone who looks like an obese rat in photos of when they were younger. that guy’s a sedal!
- Serial Impregnator
a man who impregnates any woman he dates, preferably just before he dumps her. k-fed is the dalai lama of serial impregnators.
v. when your gum flies violently out of your mouth due to a sudden outburst of laughter and smacks someone square in the face. reverse gebee is also possible but typically results in choking, or even death. when i was little i gebee’s on jake bebee. . . my bad. dude you just gebee’s in […]
- serial tweeter
somebody who posts too many tweets on twitter. they post about everything that happens in their life. your twitter dashboard is consumed by tweets from this one person. @example1: i just saw the coolest bird. @example1: oh man, this is a good sandwich. @example1: my dad is such a h-m-s-xual. @example2: @example1 you are a […]