Secret Sipper
an alcoholic that sneaks a drink when they think no one is looking. usually hides bottles all around the house so they can get a drink whenever they need it.
“i think i smell alcohol on his breath it’s like 7:30 in the morning. ohh he’s got bottles hidden all over the place, he’s a secret sipper”
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