Shit-Tweeting
the act of sh-tting on purpose to go on social media within the private confines of a public restroom stall or bathroom, typically done to prevent being humiliated when taking snapchat selfies and using tinder in public. may also be done to improve concentration to tweet fire.
“hey, where’d brandon go? i swear he was just here at the party.”
-“oh, hes probably sh-t-tweeting in the bathroom, saw him on snapchat earlier taking f-ggoty -ss selfies”
“yeah, what a b-tch”
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