secret wanker


1. a person who was born in america but attempts to blend into another country’s society by adopting their customs and accent in speech.

2. one who m-st-rb-t-s in private.

joe: so did ya know that jack’s a secret w-nker?

stephanie: look, what a person does in his own home is no business of mine.

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