Secretard
a secretary who is so incompetent at everything in her job description that she secretly throws people under the bus all day long because her only true skill is being a b-tt snorkeler.
i want to grow up to be a secr-t-rd just like her.
if only apt-tude tests would offer secr-t-rd as a career option.
secr-t-rds need not apply!
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