chaperone for when a person is far too high to function. helps to -ssist them in everyday tasks, such as driving and going to taco bell. not usually a role you want to have to play.
i was stuck being joe’s seeing high dog when he ripped the bong a few too many times. i didn’t even get to smoke.
is the defintion of a german boy, who claims to be an english person. but he was acually born in a german concentration camp and claims it was an raf base, this type of person also forgets to take important doc-ments to their theory test but really they failed. this person also has a resemblance […]
- selective txter
someone who only answer txts that they care enough to answer. guy1: i keep txting kelly about hanging out. guy2: wat did she say? guy1: nothing! but when i asked her if she wanted to smoke da herb she was blowing up my phone guy2: wat a selective txter
- camel bath
what male chaldeans do instead of showering. because they stink like sh-t being a dirt-ss iraqi, they see fit to douse themselves in sh-tty cologne to cover their horrid bo. especially the really fat ones that mouth breathe and sweat profusely. the reason why camels use electric candles in their churches is because all of […]
- Frowny Cunt
guys get blue b-lls, girls get frowny c-nt. the v-g-n- may or may not form an actual frown having been denied the satisfaction of penetration. after all that fooling around, i really wanted to f-ck this dude but the -sshole decided he was too much of a p-ssy to finish the job. left me with […]
- Bumble Snorter
a peson, or persons, that engages in the act of necrofeliaism while eating out little children and urinating on cats. normally all done at once and when they’re done they cremate all the remains and snort them. “dude! i’m bored! you wanna go b-mble snort?!” “you’re nasty you b-mble snorter!”