secretary spread
the word spread refers to the widening of the hips and -ss. this usually happens to secretaries, who sit in a chair all day snacking on sweets; thus the name, secretary spread.
“dayumm, that secretary has a wide -ss!” or “i feel like i’m getting secretary’s spread from sitting all day.”
tendency of (mainly female) clerical and secretarial staff in large organizations to engage in office romance/s-xual activity with superiors as means of professional advancement.
“women have such low self-esteem that sometimes the secretary spread seems like the only route to success.” new york post
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