section vision
noun, relating to waiting/waitressing
the state of only looking at your -ssigned section, ignoring all other patrons.
the complete unawareness of anyone in a restaurant except those whom you’re serving.
friend: hey! we’ve been at that table over there forever.
me: sorry homie! i have section vision. i didn’t even know you were there!
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