Secure that butter!
used to command someone to be careful with a precious resource, especially to prevent their talents, positive traits, or advantages of any kind from going to waste or turning into something negative. we are all given a certain amount of b-tter for our bread, and the more we have, the harder it can be to secure. all it takes is one moment of carelessness, and that b-tter may slip off the bread and into the toaster as we are trying to use its residual heat to warm the b-tter to an optimal temperature in the post-toasting phase of toast preparation. the next thing we know, the toaster is giving off a noxious scent of burnt b-tter as a lingering reminder of the mistake we have made.
girl, you best secure that b-tter! you have a lot going for you, but i’d hate for it to fall into the toaster and haunt you forever.
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