Security Age
the modern era, in which people in a variety of settings are given extra scrutiny to determine if they are truthful about their ident-ty and their rights which they -ssert, the world has increased amounts of monitoring, and big brother has an overall more watchful eye.
unofficially, the security age began on september 11, 2001.
everyone is considered suspicious until proven not a terrorist in the security age.
many things that were easy before the security age began are now a h-ssle.
during the security age, only ticketed p-ssengers are allowed p-ssed security checkpoints at the airport.
you go to a dry cleaner during the security age wanting to retrieve your clothes you dropped off, and the attendant says “id please.”
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